Stealing candy from a baby!

Not sure what part of my $7/hour massage I liked best-- her heels in my groin or the punching of my biceps.  It was a full hour of pure torture, my body did things I never knew it could do (and I was a gymnast) but hey, it was only $7/hour, that is...

Take every preconceived notion (that I probably put) in your head about South Africa and throw it out the window. Cape Town is 360 degrees of AWESOMENESS!! From "TableMountain" with the clouds pouring over the sides, to...

First Stop: New Zealand

Oh geez!! It seems as though someone forgot to tell Stephanie that my map reading skills stink!!  But I guess we're even because somewhere between WashingtonDC...

"Good on ya!" .. how in the hell are you supposed to respond to that? "Thanks!? .. Fine!? .. Ok!?".  Another one of my favorites "Good Ay Mate" (they actually say that here!!) .. "YES IT IS!!".

It has only been two months outside of the states and already the accents are all starting to sound the...