a very tough week indeed. I was unaware of the chinese dolphins state of peril, however, i just googled the story and I am pleased at their resourcefulness and the ensuing outcome. As I alway say: "when in doubt, call Bao, the giant dude from inner mongolia"

saturday is a no go for me. mostly because i don't want to purchase you beers and partially because I will already be up in Maine by then. when are you flying back to London after x-mas?? i'll be coming back through boston on the 27th.

ps. How about annie mcdowall? have you seen her at a wedding or funeral lately?

i'll be in boston next saturday. come and get it. i would be happy to collaborate in you buying beers and me drinking them.

and no i will not answer the buffoonery that is your notting hill question.

ps bad week for dolphins in china. one freshwater species extinct and two animals in captivity that required the services of the tallest man in the world, summoned from inner mongolia of course, to remove plastic from their stomachs.

dude- you've already made the homepage as a matador traveler (look at the bottom of the page). i took down my last bitchy comment and made a more collaborative comment as shown below.

ps. Have you run into Julia Roberts or That english actor on Nottinghill yet?

pps. I would suggest you don't go anywhere near the boston area for x-mas. as birds heads will most definitely be falling off.

why don't you want to collaborate? I think we should collaborate. there hasn't been enough stu/tim collaboration. We could collaborate on a conversation about my sister. we could collaborate on a new type of pen that is a heavenly mix of ball point and free flowing ink. collaboration could occur on how life sized penguins mascots should be implemented as crossing guards in every mid-size US city. what about a collaboration on cold cuts? The possibilities are endless. So too is the neverending story

in your expert opinion, what are dolphins?