That George Bush is in Alabama a day or two after a tornado hits a high school there to take pictures and reassure his base of southern white voters that he's there for them, when conversely it took him close to five days to get to New Orleans and he's only been there twice since the Hurricane, and it's...

Sharks killed four people and bit 58 others around the world in 2006, which apparently is really low on the Shark Scale. Leading Polansky to believe that sharks are finally listening to him when he sends good vibes out in the Pacific. According to Mr. Polansky after a hefty breakfast he likes to...

Peyton Manning and Tony Dungy have their championship, which they both deserve as great football minds, but other than that this super bowl sucked. It didn't seem like the Colts won, but it did seem like the Bears lost. Namely Rex Grossman, what a fucking jackass! He played his college ball in...