Favorite places I've been: Russia, Finland, 1987
Sweden, Denmark, 1994
France, Corsica, Italy, 1995
Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Panama, El Salvador, Honduras, 1997 to 2002
Southern Mexico, 2003
England, Kenya, Malawi, Zambia, Mozambique, Swaziland, South Africa, 2004
Cayman Islands, 2005
Ghana, Germany, France, England, 2006
BVI, USVI, Puerto Rico, 2007
Mexico and Canada, many times
Almost all 50 states
Alaska and Hawaii
Places I want to go to: Japan
Egypt
Israel
Palestine
Ghana
Cameroon
Colombia
Antarctica
Borneo
Vanuatu
About me: Unemployed Reptile Zookeeper
* I was almost sat on by a hippo
* I've been down a class 3 river in an inner tube
* I've been peed on by a tapir
* I've ridden in a small van with 44 other people
* I climbed into an active volcano
* I sat for 6 hours with a giant bag of rotten fish and someone else's child in my lap
* I was offered 150 cows for a dowry after extensive bidding
* I have eaten giant land snails
* I've been under water 40 feet below a freeway
* I was bitten in the behind by a giant tortoise
* I've gotten in a heated argument with a man holding a machine gun
* I have skinny dipped in water with ice chunks floating on it
* I was almost killed by the world's deadliest scorpion in my bed
* I have hitchiked on a million dollar catamaran
* I have butchered a goat
* I have jumped off a 45 foot cliff into water to see bug-eating aquatic plants
* I have been bitten by a snake
* I've touched fish the size of a van
* and more!