I'm a freelance writer and the author of "Where am I Wearing?" My writings focus on travel, globalization, and what it means to be a Touron (moron+tourist) in worlds of clashing cultures.

I've spent the night in Castle Dracula, Romania, gone undercover as an underwear buyer in Bangladesh, played PlayStation in Kosovo, taught an island village to play baseball in Honduras, and, in another life, worked as a SCUBA instructor in Key West.