I Went up the Swiss Alps and All I Got was this Lousy Altitude Buzz
The train was slowly filling up. Hikers in their sixties, Koreans with enormous cameras, a group of Indian tourists looking absolutely pained by the cold. Beside me, an older Texan couple were practicing words from a German phrasebook together. "Gewt-n-tawg," one would say, while the other nodded...





















