In my opinion, it's the best 2 minutes of television each year. The video montage before the tip-off of the NCAA Basketball Final Four. It's awesome. It's the most fun you can have with your shirt on.

Speaking of which, I got shellacked in my bracket and I just spilled jelly (smucker's red raspberry preserve) on my shirt.

Is anyone going to win their bracket?? If so, how much are you going to win?? If Kansas Won, I would have made $500. Instead, they played like dyslexic jayhawks with their heads chopped off.

I feel it necessary to break down the final four and then pick the winner based on irrational thought.

Florida: Have you seen the perm on their best player's head?? Aerodynamicy is at an all time low. There is no way they can win it back to back.
UCLA: They are from LA. Not a fan.
Ohio State: Did you know their best two players went to high school together. That's kinda lame, yet kinda cool.
Georgetown: I have no comment on the team. But I just don't think I can behind a team whose fan base leads the nation in numbers of erect collars up.

Prediction: It's only a matter of time before the perm comes back. Florida over Georgetown in the finals.