Jack & Jill + Hill= Grade School Romance

By Stu  |  Location: United States  |  06/16/08
"Dating" in Grade School rocked. I put dating in quotations because it was never more than aggressive hand holding and the occasional peck in the school parking lot. It rocked because it was exquisitely simplistic. All you had to do was ask your buddy to go over to a particular girl and see if she wanted to go out with you. If she said no, you convinced yourself that you never liked the ho the first place and that she was probably a terrible hand holder. If she said yes, you had yourself a girlfriend. Everyone in school knew it. You talked on the phone (between substantial periods of silence) frequently asking if the other person was still there.. But it was great. Innocent. Truth or dare filled. And if it fizzled, you were devastated for a few days, and then back on your feet shortly thereafter and friends with that person within a matter of weeks. Where, why and when did all this stuff get complicated? Or, maybe it was complicated back then too, but we were more concerned with how many swedish fish we could stick up our noses at once without blocking airflow to vital organs.. I think that's the key- Things happen. You can't do anything about it, and it doesn't do any good to over analyze it, even if that means sticking gummies up your nose to distract you.

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