FEBRUARY 2006: I am a 25 year old male, mildly immersed in a quarter life crisis. Having left my job (with decent pay and benefits: health care, free coffee, etc), I packed up my belongings and moved to Chile. I know approximately zero people in Chile, my spanish is terrible at best, and i love Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing (which doesn't exist in South America). Join me as i laugh at myself making every possible mistake a foreigner can in a new country. (PG-15)

CURRENT DAY: I am a 25-year old male, continually dabbling in a quarter life crisis. Having left South America (with zero pay, a nomad lifestyle and a kick ass mullet), I packed up my belongings and returned to the United States. I know approximately 2,000 people in the U.S. (although my myspace account indicates that I am much more popular), my english is improving, and I heart bagels. Join me as touch on the fact that if it weren't for my destitute bank account I would be traveling. (PG-15 and 3/4).