Days in the Middle East: 76

Days without a haircut: 85

Countries: 6

Friends made: 59

Homes invited into: 5

Times: robbed: 0

...sick: 0

...food poisoned: 0

Ripped off by cabbies: 3

...with help of Israeli border patrol: 1

Dates with Muslim girls: 3

Marriage proposals by Muslim girls: 1

Hours spent on buses circling Turkey: 81

Obama sightings in İstanbul: 2

Times stopped by Egyptians just to be insulted: 2

Candy bars per dollar in Jordan: 7

...in Israel: <1

Days passed before I realized it might be a good idea to learn the local language: 1

...for reasons other than meeting girls: 37

Days to go: 934

(Pictures way off to the right)