Brazil Voodoo
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I was travelling in Brazil and my tents zipper wouldn’t zip up anymore and let in many mosquitoes. So I bought a replacement zipper in Sao Paulo and took the tent to a seamstress shop. The shops window opened up onto the street and was covered by massive white iron bars. Inside the window was a room with three sewing machines and the two seamstresses. I showed the ladies the tents broken zipper and the replacement and they understood that I wanted the tent repaired. The women said the tent would be ready in two days. When I returned the zipper was replaced and worked fine. I paid the ladies, said my thanks, and left. When I got back to my Hostel and was examining the tent closer I noticed a note pinned to the tent. It said ‘To sleep inside this in Rio or other side. It is very very dangerous! Maybe you must be killed Carefully’. I wondered what kind of repair job the ladies had done on the tent. |

Wow scary, be careful!
It's (Brazilian) Engrish!
If I read it while translating it into Portuguese (and thinking of the most common mistakes I see when Brazilians are learning English) it makes perfect sense:
"Sleeping in this (tent) in Rio or elsewhere is very dangerous! You might get killed. Be careful!"
Wow, watch yourself! That's some repair job.